What pigs would like you to know....about their lipstick!

Enough already!!

Not only are pigs tired of people taking their name in vain, it's becoming downright boaring!

Sweat like a pig? Pigs don't sweat.

Place look like a pig sty[dirty]? Pigs are very clean.

Fat as a pig? Pigs are generally lean; become fat when purposefully overfed by farmers.

Duh! Big dumb animal? Pigs are the smartest domestic animals.

Hopelessly useless? Pigs are considered to be more trainable than dogs and cats.

When pigs fly? They're good problem solvers, and they're working on it!!!

So....shout it from the rooftops- don't get hog-tied...I mean tongue tied! Pigs are really 'sty'mied as to how this got so far out of control.

But they're mad as hell and they aren't going to take it anymore!!!

Pick on something else.

How 'bout...Ya know...

You can tell hyenas a very sad story, but they will still laugh right in your face!!