A Chuckle For Teachers

I just had lunch with a couple of retired teachers, and it reminded me that I had told dellgirl that I had a similar joke [as hers] but in relation to teachers/school. So here it is:

You have reached the answering service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent...Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work...Press 2

To complain about what we do...Press 3

To cuss out staff members...Press 4

To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you...Press 5

If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone...Press 7

To request another teacher for the third time this year...Press 8

To complain about bus transportation...Press 9

To complain about school lunches...Press 0

If you realize that this is the real world and your child must be accountable/
responsible for his/her behavior, classwork, homework, and that it's not the teacher's fault for your child[ren]'s lack of effort...
Hang up and have a nice day!!