Against All Odds!

Switching from cable to Verizon had a few bumps in the road.  My bedroom TV was not cooperating and when I called them for the 3rd time, they said they would mail me a new box....
UPS delivered the new box, and one of Flo's helpers switched out the old for the new while I was out for an hour or two.  She left.
Well...the remote control no longer worked and all I could get was,
NO SIGNAL...NO SIGNAL....NO SIGNAL
Damn!!
I figured that the new box was no longer in sync with the remote, but I am far from able to read most directions and produce the desired results. I have many strengths and some weaknesses, and things were looking bleak. Logic is basically a left brained thing, and I am definitely right!![brained!!] But I figured...why give up before at least reaching 'the swearing stage'?
I went online, and clicked on prompts which led me to a web page of directions that were soooo small and in 7 different languages.  I found the code for my Haier TV and yet I knew that was not enough to make that remote work.
I followed the steps and no surprise to me....it didn't connect the electronic devices.
I had to give it a second chance.  Learned that in grammar school.
The paramedics have revived me and my blood pressure is back on its way to normal
 'cause...I DID IT!!!
Incredible...Phenomenal, and 'Holy Mackerel!!!
I think I should contact NASA...I may be able to help them figure out how to get a few more years out of that satellite station in space.
Ya never know...stranger things have happened.
Hey...don't rain on my parade!!!  It was a good time!!! [with no swearing, too!!]