Ah-choo!!

Once again, a body part has taken center stage and demanded immediate attention. The nose knows its function, but when it's down, it can really spin things with a brand new focus. What used to be an involuntary function that just 'did its thing' ... now offers three choices each of which is 'honkin' annoying!

First, there is sneezing! That faint tickle while inhaling is a precursor to a respiratory explosion which forces your eyes closed and is known to travel with immediate successors. Tissues need to be close at hand to serve as the designated and acceptable landing zone. People will back away from you!!

Another joy would be the 'runny nose' which can result in numerous crumpled up tissues, and the commanding desire to find out what force turned the faucet 'on' and left you there helpless and home bound. No one really welcomes you with open arms while this condition is underway.

Door #3 is the opposite of runny nose, and 'Wahoo' that is good news. But that 'dance of joy' comes to a screeching halt when you realize that the 'very clear and dry runways' now have an invisible barrier preventing them from delivering the service of...breathing.

Now what?

Open mouth to input breath...and begin the simple process of finding the correct cold product that will fix your problem. Non drowsy/drowsy, DM, CF, cold and/or flu medicine, nose sprays, Tylenol warming cold [isn't that an oxymoron?]multi symptom....which remedy will work for you is not as visible as the nose on your face.

I did receive an email that Rudolph is loooking for a few good noses to sub for him....he'd like to take some time off this year.

Interested candidates to do the one-day world WIND trip can call 1 888 ACH OOO!